December 2011
i want cuddles :c
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im having fun
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so I got some play-doh
Watch
What Are You Doing New Years Eve? by Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Teacher : What comes after 69 ?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out .
Concerts are kind of like sex.
no-need-for-walls-now:
I mean
you’re sweating
the lead singer is sweating over you
looking down at you and smiling at you underneath him
you’re screaming at the top of your lungs
he’s panting after each song
and after the last song
it’s over
your hair is totally fucked up
and he’s putting his shirt back on
and you’re just standing in the crowd like
can I get pregnant from this?
...
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just thirty seconds. JUST THIRTY FUCKING SECONDS. now i have to restart. fuck you.
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grandmother mixes all my tea bags together
i cant tell the difference because i am sick
i have no idea what im drinking
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i have done shit fuck all today
Nickelbacking someone.
mishapenmagic:
theashkaari:
Smack them in the head with a sock full of nickels, then take a photo while singing “LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH. EVERY TIME I DO, IT MAKES ME LAUGH.”
YES
Teacher: where's your homework
Me: why are you so obsessed with me
ohmyfuck you’re some fucking immature
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